I am going to St Croix With CZ

[Sandcrab Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Sandcrab]

Frankie and Jonnie,

I think you're on the East Coast so you should be in bed unless your Italian wife is keeping you awake by making pasta, simmering meat sauce, listening to Dean Martin, or getting her musctache shaved.

Sandcrab...why do I do that? I'm only jesting...and bad at that.

[ArtsieAng Super Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close ArtsieAng]

Have a great trip......after reading through this thread, I can't wait to hear the stories when you guys get back......

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Frankie and Jonnie,

I think you're on the East Coast so you should be in bed unless your Italian wife is keeping you awake by making pasta, simmering meat sauce, listening to Dean Martin, or getting her musctache shaved.

No Mustache, My wife had Electrolysis to remove any possible unwanted hairs.

[riverdees05 Platinum Contributor Find all posts View Profile Close riverdees05]

Sounds like it is going to be a fun trip

[brucecz Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close brucecz]

Goomba,

I'm in a Morganly way and starting to pack for the isle. When I was working I just packed the night before. Now, I have too much time on my hands and my suitcase is full and haven't packed the unmentionables yet. CZ says you're "shark bait" so I suggest you bring some "Skin So Soft" by Avon. Why make the critters work so hard. CZ also said you're getting as big as a house but that's OK. If the rooms leak, we'll use your shorts for a tent.

Sending my check tomorrow for the "assessment". You and or CZ should run for the board come next election.

Sandcrab

Maybe we can not get Frank to run for the board but maybe we can force him to walk the Plank for his crimes in regards to food molestation.

Bruce

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Maybe we can not get Frank to run for the board but maybe we can force him to walk the Plank for his crimes in regards to food molestation.

Bruce

Keep it up Bruce, Since we will be in the room for the week. I will be sure to go on a bean diet. That will fix ya.

[brucecz Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close brucecz]

Keep it up Bruce, Since we will be in the room for the week. I will be sure to go on a bean diet. That will fix ya.

Because of my colon I must have at least 6 servings each of sauerkraut and beans each day. So I do a lot of dancing like this.

Maybe we can put old Al in between us. Seeing he is from Minnesota were they eat Lutefisk he won't be aware of any pungent orders.

Did he tell you how he got the name of Sandcrab?

Bruce

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Did he tell you how he got the name of Sandcrab?

Bruce

I hate to ask but I got a feeling we are all going to find out.

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I think we may have a real gas of a time there!

Bruce

Because of my colon I must have at least 6 servings each of sauerkraut and beans each day. So I do a lot of dancing like this.

Maybe we can put old Al in between us. Seeing he is from Minnesota were they eat Lutefisk he won't be aware of any pungent orders.

Did he tell you how he got the name of Sandcrab?

Bruce

[riverdees05 Platinum Contributor Find all posts View Profile Close riverdees05]

I can see a book coming now - 3 + 1 Timesharers Someone needs to keep a journal for sure It could top the Harry Potter Series

[brucecz Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close brucecz]

This poor old sick worn down person will work hard to try and keep the proper decorum for this group but with those 2, but I feel I do not have much of a chance of doing so.

Luckily the island is in the US other wise I am afraid if we were in another country like Mexico Frank would start another international incedent like he did a while back in Puerto Vallarta concerning airplane accomadations.

Woe is poor me, what did I let myself infor?

Frank, are you hopefully bringing your prorole officer along?

Bruce

I can see a book coming now - 3 + 1 Timesharers Someone needs to keep a journal for sure It could top the Harry Potter Series

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Frank, are you hopefully bringing your prorole officer along?

Bruce

Yes and she has Hand Cuffs and a whip.

[brucecz Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close brucecz]

Hopefully some chocolate syrup and cherries. Does she have a cigar cutter?

Bruce

Yes and she has Hand Cuffs and a whip.

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twisted: Does she have a cigar cutter?

Bruce

Yes but she uses it to do Snip Snip.

1 week to go , I think Al is leaving this week.

[Sandcrab Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Sandcrab]

We're leaving at 6:15 Sat morning and should arrive at St Croix on American at 6:30PM if everything goes right. Coming home on April 1st. Note: Hotel on the Cay on my avatar. Thanks for your help Frank figuring that avatar thing out.

Hope after CZ's and my trip report that your loving wife doesn't use a Lorena Bobbett cigar snipper on you.