I am going to St Croix With CZ

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Someone must be hitting the bottle a few weeks early. BTW I hear OJ is still looking for his wifes killer.

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BF,

I see you're from Middle Village, NY. Does Bruce know he will be bunking with one of the "Village People"???

Sandcrab

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Al I can tell this will be a fun few days. We don't even need drinks just Cigars and a rubber ducky.

Do I need to bring my own beach chair or does the resort have them?

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BF,

I'm a little worried what "Village People" do with rubber duckies...or cigars for that matter.

Anyway, the resort owns all the chairs on the beach. There are plenty. The chairs are rented to non hotel residents for two or three bucks. If you're staying there, the chairs are free. The beach patrol guys come around once and awhile to collect for chair rental. They'll glance at your towels. If they're hotel towels, they'll leave you alone. You can exhange towels at the front desk for free. Due to expenses, the association is hoping you'll only exchange your beach towels once a day. Beach towels are not the same as room towels.

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Sandcrab, you are too funny. I laughed out loud while drinking my morning coffee and reading your posts.

Would love to be a fly on the wall at that resort while the 3 of you are there.

bruce, welcome back!

KAT,

Would not recommend being "a fly on the wall". The geckos would get you quicker than a timeshare salesperson on the Las Vegas Strip! It would also be more difficult for us to embellish if there are witnesses.

Sandcrab

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You guys ain't right!! Couldn't you just imagine all of us hanging around together? Keep it up, I love your sense of humor. shaggy

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shaggy,

As my hero Jimmy Buffett said: "If we couldn't laugh, we'd all go insane"!

"It's my own damned fault" Buffett again.


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This is gunna be SOME trip!

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BF,

As per your email, I tried to reply but unfortunately, AOL and MSN/Hotmail don't always connect. Only about a third of my emails ever get thru to AOL. Both monopoly wannabe's are aware of the problem. Anyway, tried to make contact with the great goomba but was rejected by the goomba site.

Please advise oh great goomba. Email me again please.

Sandcrab

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Al You are a Goomba already. BTW you should look in near the Hot tub for some fun threads.

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The Count down has begun. Under two weeks to go.

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Goomba,

I'm in a Morganly way and starting to pack for the isle. When I was working I just packed the night before. Now, I have too much time on my hands and my suitcase is full and haven't packed the unmentionables yet. CZ says you're "shark bait" so I suggest you bring some "Skin So Soft" by Avon. Why make the critters work so hard. CZ also said you're getting as big as a house but that's OK. If the rooms leak, we'll use your shorts for a tent.

Sending my check tomorrow for the "assessment". You and or CZ should run for the board come next election.

Sandcrab

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Goomba,

I'm in a Morganly way and starting to pack for the isle. When I was working I just packed the night before. Now, I have too much time on my hands and my suitcase is full and haven't packed the unmentionables yet. CZ says you're "shark bait" so I suggest you bring some "Skin So Soft" by Avon. Why make the critters work so hard. CZ also said you're getting as big as a house but that's OK. If the rooms leak, we'll use your shorts for a tent.

Sending my check tomorrow for the "assessment". You and or CZ should run for the board come next election.

Sandcrab

I called the resort to pay for the Assessment today. I also set up for pick up at the airport for Monday night. Don't listen to CZ he just likes to talk.

Do you Smoke cigars or did I ask you that allready?

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Frankie,

I don't smoke cigars and I don't smoke after intercourse. In both cases I just end up breathing hard. That may be due to my infatuation with cigarettes. I'm a constant cigiarette smoking quitter. Down to about half pack a day but spousal unit thinks it's less. It's the only bad habit I have that I don't have to go to meetings for. Balconies are made for cigars. It was in God's plan when he created balconies. I will sometimes imbibe in a stoagie though, especially after you've just bought me a maui maui dinner.

Sandcrab

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especially after you've just bought me a maui maui dinner.

Sandcrab

OK Dinner is on Bruce.